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It's that time of the year again: the NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Championship (aka, The Tournament). After a one-year hiatus, I am again keeping a bracket. I am sure I will do very badly, as usual, but that is not really the point. Making picks tournament picks is a tricky business. One must negotiate a complex web of emotional attachments (in this order: teams from Philly; teams in the Big East, except Syracuse; the Ivy League champion, especially if it's Princeton), irrational grudges (any team coached by Bobby Knight or Jim Harrick; Duke; North Carolina; Indiana [still under sanctions for the Knight Era]; and when in doubt, anyone from the Big 12), and spontaneous fascinations (obscure teams with funky nicknames [e.g., the Manhattan Jaspers or the Southern Illinois Salukis]). One must weigh one's loyalty to a program or coach against past disappointments (oh, Cincinnati, how many times will you burn me?) and negotiate the inevitable good-vs.-good and evil-vs.-evil matchups. In the end, it is not about being right, but about creating an alternate reality in which basketball results would always make you happy.

This post was first published Tuesday, 16 Mar 2004, 12:31 AM

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